FUNNY WORD MEANINGS

Words and meanings


>Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a fool on the other.

>Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

>Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either."

>Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.

>Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

>Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

>Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

>Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on.

>Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

>Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

>Office: A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

>Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth

>Curve: The sweetest line between two points